by JaneGrey » Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:30 pm
God that's awful!
It brought a lump to my throat though not quite as literally as it might do to those that "tuck"!
Is it worth it?
I'm suddenly a fan of shapewear and re-inforced tights. For those that are that are so well endowed that even they don't work - try a flared skirt or very loose dress. Might not be fashionable but at least you won't walk with bowed legs or have an uncomfortable squint in your eye. I suppose surgery is another answer.
For me, the question is, how far do you want to go to resemble a woman? Tucking and duck tape around my breasts are a step too far for me. Implants, falsies, fake bums and hips, budgie seeds in your bra, etc. Do you really need them?
I thought that women were liberated when they "burnt their bras" or had the benefit of internal tampons rather than towels. Seems we are trying to reverse their liberation in an attempt to be liberated ourselves.
What happens when you go to bed with your partner beside you? "Sorry darling, please bear with me while I remove my bum, breasts, hips, nails, eyelashes, and make up? Then to make it worse, you lay back in bed and the previously "tucked" appendages jump up and frighten the the living daylights out of the loved one along side you!
What if you leave all of these things in place and at the first embrace they explode from your body in blobs, sticky tape, and bird seed? You'd be more like a "transformer" than a lover! And a hell of a mess to clear up in the morning.
At that point, if your eyes aren't watering your partners eyes definately will be.
How far would you go?
Best wishes
Jane
